CHART RUNNER

Run the GME candles. Dodge the red. Squeeze the shorts.

• Move: ◀ ▶ / A D  ·  Jump: Space / W / ▲ / tap
• Throw 🍌: F / K / Enter  ·  tap 🍌 (hold to auto-fire)  ·  Mute: M / 🔊
• You are a gorilla 🦍 — apes together strong
• Green candles = safe footing & buy orders
• Red candles = hazards & pits
• "Suitadel" agents pursue and short you
• 🐱 Bandana cat = power-up: grow big, heal & a one-hit shield (Mario-style)
• ⚫ Dark pools = black tar — jump over them or get stuck & sink (level 2+)
• Pelt agents with bananas, stomp them & grab buy orders for Buying Pressure
• Hit the threshold → SHORT SQUEEZE 🚀
• Clear a squeeze to advance to the next level — a hotter, wilder chart

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The apes who squeezed hardest.

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